Who on earth is going to shell out cash for Kamala Harris’ new book, 107 Days? Let’s be real — it’s not a memoir, it’s a cash-grab wrapped in a pity party. Instead of owning up to her disastrous 2024 run, Harris spends the pages pointing fingers at everyone else — Biden’s staff, fellow Democrats, the political climate, probably even the weather.

And just when you think it couldn’t get worse, she lobs grenades at her own party. Harris admits she didn’t pick Pete Buttigieg as her running mate because he’s gay. Imagine putting that in print and expecting to come out of it looking enlightened. That’s not just tone-deaf — it’s career-ending.

In short, 107 Days reads like Kamala’s last hurrah: a bitter tell-all that does more damage to Democrats than it does to Trump or the GOP. If she thought this was going to be her big comeback, she just torpedoed herself — again.

Kamala Harris rolled out her book on Tuesday and hit the road Wednesday for her big tour launch in New York City. But instead of basking in applause, the event quickly went off the rails. Anti-Israel protesters repeatedly hijacked her remarks, furious that she hadn’t done enough to back their cause.

And how did Harris handle it? The same way she handled her book — by shrugging off responsibility. Rather than standing her ground or calling them out, she waved it all away with a classic dodge: “I’m not president right now. There’s nothing I can do.”

It’s the Harris formula in a nutshell: nothing is ever her fault. Not her failed campaign, not the chaos on stage, not the fact that even the left can’t seem to stomach her. If this is how her book tour is starting, it’s going to be a very long ride.

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Harris bent over backward to distance herself from Joe Biden’s failures, whining that she wasn’t the one in charge when he sat in the Oval Office. “I couldn’t make the decision. But I made my position clear,” she insisted, before complaining that protesters weren’t “letting her talk.” She scolded them like schoolchildren, then tried to play peacemaker: “Let’s bring the temperature down, unlike the current President of the United States.”

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Of course, that plea only applied to criticism aimed at her. When it came to Donald Trump, Harris was more than happy to crank the temperature back up — this time bizarrely smearing him as a “Communist dictator.” So much for cooling things off. Harris wants calm when she’s under fire, but when it comes to Trump, she throws gasoline on the flames. Classic Kamala.