This Woman’s Husband…

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door

. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady,

“Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door,

its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman,

“Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice,

“Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again.”

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.

The husband whisperes to the wife, “

Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same

guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he’s going with this.

” She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks,

“Do you have a Vagina?” “Yes I do.” says t

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